The wonders of Blogger maintenance updates... Postings you made some time ago enter a state of limbo and then reappear as "not yet published." So I'll edit it and bring it up to date.
So, I'll apparently be in L.A. during Everybody Draw Mohammed Day, so I'll have to post my contribution late.
Basically, on account of various hassles, I have to return the following day. There's a small problem with that... That's the day the world comes to an end, according to yet another Rapture prediction from yet another horde of Bible-thumping loonies who have not a single surviving cell of gray matter. Well, to be exact, it's the day that the Armageddon begins, and then the universe will cease to exist 153 days after. Yeah. I think I'm more likely to die laughing than of any "second coming" of someone who likely never even had a first coming.
Well, assuming that the airports and the TSA run their operations on the basis of... reality... all will go well. The very nice thing about the apocalypse, though, is that it apparently will be cascading with the time zones such that it appears at 6:00 pm local time wherever you are. I'll be home in time for it, but I'll also be in time to call my brother (who's 3 hours ahead) and see if he has seen any of the Four Horsemen coming his way.
So, I'll apparently be in L.A. during Everybody Draw Mohammed Day, so I'll have to post my contribution late.
Basically, on account of various hassles, I have to return the following day. There's a small problem with that... That's the day the world comes to an end, according to yet another Rapture prediction from yet another horde of Bible-thumping loonies who have not a single surviving cell of gray matter. Well, to be exact, it's the day that the Armageddon begins, and then the universe will cease to exist 153 days after. Yeah. I think I'm more likely to die laughing than of any "second coming" of someone who likely never even had a first coming.
Well, assuming that the airports and the TSA run their operations on the basis of... reality... all will go well. The very nice thing about the apocalypse, though, is that it apparently will be cascading with the time zones such that it appears at 6:00 pm local time wherever you are. I'll be home in time for it, but I'll also be in time to call my brother (who's 3 hours ahead) and see if he has seen any of the Four Horsemen coming his way.
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